“Before Tea? Not Bloody Likely” Funny Morning Tea Mug (11oz, 15oz)

Description

This glossy ceramic mug speaks in a sassy, wake-up-now voice. The bold lettering—’Before Tea? Not Bloody Likely’—lands like a firm hand on the morning routine, keeping the world at arm’s length until the first warm sip. It fits into hectic kitchens, quiet desks, and camper van countertops alike, bringing a wink of humor and a clear boundary to whoever crosses your table before you’ve had your brew. For those who savor a slow, deliberate start, the mug becomes part of the ritual: steam rising, fingers wrapped around the C-handle, the message serving as a small, defiant ceremony before the day unfolds.

Product features
– Microwave-safe for quick reheats
– Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup
– Vibrant, fade-resistant printing
– Glossy, durable white ceramic finish
– Available in 11oz and 15oz with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
– Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap